I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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