okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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