Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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