I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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