Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
