Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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