so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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