Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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