I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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