she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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