Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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