would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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