Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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