i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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