u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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