CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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