Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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