S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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