Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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