Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
NoShamevember. You game?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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