whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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