So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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