New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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