508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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