Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Randomize
