Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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