you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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