At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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