belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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