finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I had to cum in my sink.
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