I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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