I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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