If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My vagina is officially offended.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
