You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
