this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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