so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
