I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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