sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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