and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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