And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
