id be glad to
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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