We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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