"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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