Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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