My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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