we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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