I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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