I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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