Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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