normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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