it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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