would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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