Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
