I'm really into asian looking animals
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
