make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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